One Bengali is sweet shop.
Two Bengalis is a black and white movie.
Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support.
Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
Malayalees:
One Malayalee is a narial pani shop.
Two Malayalee is a boat race.
Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
Four Malayalees is an Oil slick.
Tamilians:
One Tamilian is a fugtive sandalwood smuggler.
Two Tamilians is a suicide bomb squad.
Three Tamilians is a Classical Music School.
Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
Andhraites:
One Andhraite is a cycle rickshaw driver.
Two Andraites is a spice shop.
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite Outfit.
Four Andhraites is a Telugu film industry.
Goans:
One Goan is a Remo Fernandes.
Two Goans is a feni distillery.
Three Goans is a football club.
Four Goans is an all night long party.
Parsis:
One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with expletives deleted.
Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer.
Three Parsis is a 75 year old man with two unmarried sisters.
Four Parsis is half their remaining population.
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